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Skeetron Liberty

Is “Skeetron” the “Never-Ever-Man”?

skeetron — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:06:39 +0000

Who is the Never-Ever-Man? Was the Never-Ever-Man ever never or never ever? WARNING: AMERICAN PATRIOTISM MAY RESULT IN YOUR DISAPPEARANCE! You too can become “Never-Ever”! Ten easy steps to Never-Ever see Never-Ever-Land! Step 1) Never-Ever question the actions and decisions of your Fearless Leaders. Step 2) Never-Ever question integrity of your Fearless Leaders. Step 3) Never-Ever question the profits associated with decisions of Fearless Leaders. Step 4) Never-Ever question corrupt government’s associations with profits of organized crime. Step 5) Never-Ever resist the illegal liquidation of your life’s equities by Fearless Leaders. Step 6) Never-Ever attempt to save the lives of your children by interfering in profit distribution to corrupt government from drug traffic networks. Step 7) Never-Ever reframe from ingesting the poisons and drugs prescribed you by American Drug Cartels conspiring to hide the truths of government corruption. Step Never-Ever resist terrorism by associates of corrupt government. Step 9) Never-Ever resist your murder by terrorist of associates of corrupt government. Step 10) Never-Ever “Stand for Anything” and you will never-ever become “Never-Ever”!

Skeetron.

Warning! “Skeetron” Classifies You as a “White Belt Terrorist”!

skeetron — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:31:12 +0000

Click here to add a red flag to your terrorist status! Understand that the current state of our government classifies all non governmental citizens over the age of thirty as a “White Belt Terrorist”. Then our Fearless Leaders begin penalizing you for any act of patriotism with a minimum of one red flag per patriotic act. Add one flag for internet use. One flag for writing the word “Freedom”. Two flags for questioning “Liberty” . Never mention “Constitution” on the telephone. Example. ” Grandma? Did you have your daily constitution today”? This will earn you two red terrorist flags. Never mention George Washington and Thomas Jefferson in the same sentence. These names together will cost you dearly. Only fly one American flag. Two flags will create suspicion within government agencies. Government red flagging is exponential. Federal agencies harass and violate the Constitutional Rights of any American with excessive patriotic red flagging. They spend excessive amounts of federal monies to maintain federal control over any possibility of liberty and freedom surfacing within America. Government agencies have orders to ”Murder by Death of Life’ of any American questioning the Constitutionality of actions and decisions of government. Wonder how times Skeetron has been in the “Crosshairs of Crimes of Patriotism”?

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State of the Union Address! “Clap On”! “Clap Off”!

skeetron — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:17:28 +0000

The music plays! The President enters. All Fearless Leaders stand and applaud as the stopwatch ticks. One side applauds forward. Other side applauds center. President approaches and stands at podium. All applaud as they await a signal. A sign! One side stops. Other continues. All await instruction from almighty ”Clapper Light”. Silence. President begins speech. “Clap On”! All stand. ”Clap Off”! All sit. All quiet. All patient as they stare to “Clapper Light” for guidance. President continues speech. ”Clapper Lights” blink. On. Then off. Repeating. Malfunctioning. Fearless Leaders stand, sit, clap, and remain silent. Malfunctioning in an endless chaotic cycle of “Jack Ass in the box” and “Pop Goes the Weasel”. President continues speech unaffected. All sit patient stare to “Clapper Light”as President concludes. Awaits approval. Not a single response. Slowly he exits through total silence. All eyes glued. All eyes fixed to “Clapper Light”. Suddenly a blink. Fearless Leaders stand clap then cheer. Welcome to Twenty First Century Government. The true nature of the “State of the Union”! God Bless America? God Save Us All! Our Fearless Leaders at Work! Save America Send a Sheep to Washington!

Skeetron.

Senate and Congress “Murder by Death of Life” for Common Good!

skeetron — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:01:09 +0000

1) If the Senate and Congress conspires with the Governor’s Office and together they conspire with County Government and Judges and together they conspire with a Criminal Bank and Community Leaders and together they conspire with Illegal Drug Networks and Murderers and if together all conspire to remove a land owner from his property and if murder benefits the common good of a community are those involved considered criminal if together they split one billion of your Federal tax dollars equally? Welcome to “Dope Airport”, Kentucky.

2) If the Senate and Congress conspires with the Governor’s Office and together they conspire with County Government and Judges and together they conspire with a Criminal Bank and Community Leaders and together they conspire with Illegal Drug Networks and Murderers and if together all conspire to cover up their crimes are those involved considered criminal if only a few thousand of your children die from overdose if these deaths benefit the common good? Welcome to “Dope Airport”, Kentucky.

Skeetron.

Congress Mandates “Americans Shall Wipe Ass of World!”

skeetron — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 17:08:35 +0000

Congress and Senate conspired with Big Banking and Big Corporate to remove the spirit of America from its people. Yes, our Fearless Leaders sold your jobs! Sold your technology! Sold your wealth that they might control and manipulate you. Our Fearless Leaders decided decades ago to remove your freedoms! Your independence! Your ability to stand financially on your own two feet! Now Congress wants to “Pimp You Out”! Servants to the world! Senate would just soon sell your services to the highest bidder! Our Fearless Leaders liquidated our equities slowly and meticulously that we would not notice. They conspired to force all of “Working America” to work 24/7 by taxing, double taxing, and adding taxes to every aspect of our survival. They passed laws forcing “Working America” to pay ever-increasing premiums for insurances that insured nothing and covered nothing. Passed laws to prevent new small business while forcing existing small business to close their doors. Congress imposed excessive taxes upon oil that “Working America” and “Small Business” would spend their entire free income for survival. Senate imposed taxes at every level from conception to production of all products produced by America business. Senate taxed taxes and Congress doubled taxes, imposed excessive regulations and required insurances covering insured insurances till American business could no longer compete within the world market. American business shut their doors! Skilled “Working America” became unskilled servants to government. Surviving American business move elsewhere to escape the financial “Death by Congress”! The financial “Suicide by Senate”! ”We the people” elected and allowed our Fearless Leaders to liquidate our financial equities. “We the people” allowed our Fearless Leaders to control our destinies. “We the people” allowed our Fearless Leaders to sell America into slavery! Is America to “Wipe the Ass of the World” or do “We Stand and Fight”?

Skeetron.

“Fearless Leaders” Conspire With “Banker Boys” to “Eat a Farmer”!

skeetron — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:49:54 +0000

Joseph McKee, a Kentucky Farmer claims Congress and Senate conspired to steal his farm to build an airport. He claims, “They poisoned me! Drugged me! Shot at me! Wiped out my life’s work! Then they took my farm! Our Fearless Leaders conspired with a criminal bank to destroy me! They took it all! Then they took the farm! Now they prevent me from earning a living that they might coverup their crimes! They have labeled me a “Thousand Drug Dealers”! A “Thousand Criminals”! A Terrorist! No one will hire me! They intend to starve me to death through the “Government Identity Thief Database Response Systems”! Congress and Senate want me dead”! Bankers are their “Hit Man”! Equifax is their “Fixer”! Information is their “Gun”! I’m lost! Where do I go from here Skeetron?”.

Dear Joseph,

Follow the instincts God programmed within your soul before you were born. God knew this as your destiny. Follow your destiny! The “Corrupter” may murder you! They may destroy you! Congress and Senate may serve you up at their dinner table and “Eat You”! Give our “Fearless Leaders” indigestion! Give them gas! Expose their evil! Their greed! Unveil the truth! ”In God We Trust”!

Skeetron.

“Banker Boys” Commit Treason Against “We the people”!

skeetron — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 20:46:48 +0000

“Banker Boys” bonuses are an act of treason against America! What would George Washington do? Your damn right! He’d put “Banker Boys” up against the wall! Await orders from Continental Congress and Thomas Jefferson. Without hesitation! George Washington would command! Fire! Then he would march the next group of “Treasonous Banker Boys” to the wall! Our leaders of past knew what it took to build this great nation. They did not hesitate! They acted as one! With a common goal! A common dream! The United States of America! They did what they knew they had to do! Without hesitation!

Today’s Fearless Leaders also act as one. One dollar for them! One dollar for me! One dollar for we! One dollar for America! Without hesitation! They also have one common goal. Protect their ”Banker Boys” at whatever the cost. When might our Fearless Leaders realize that the greed of the “Banker Boys” are terrorist acts against America. That starving the world through financial death is the greatest crime yet against humanity! Should “We the people” start a wall or will the Washington Monument do?

Dear Fearless Leaders,

Is it an act of treason to destroy the United States of America through financial means?Is it treason to destroy the financial equities of “We the people”? Is it treason to hand out bonuses to “Banker Boys” at the expense of “We the people”? What would George Washington do?

Skeetron.

Update! Jailbreak! Invisible Sheep! Disappear into Snow! Update!

skeetron — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:48:30 +0000

Yesterday 30 sheep were jailed for suspicious behavior. Congress orders “Men in Black” to contain all sheep east of the Mississippi River. No one told “Men in Black” to shut the door at the other end of the barn. Bye-bye! White Sheep! Disappear into the snow! Congress claims, “Sheep are not welcome in Washington! We are very important! We are your Fearless Leaders! Sheep are very disruptive. We can not have Congress sneaking out to visit sheep while were in session. We are very important! We control the destiny of America! The world! If Congress frolics with Sheep all day. We can not get a majority vote to screw the America people! America might solve the problems themselves! We can’t have that! Congress will be “Out of Business”. Remember! We are very important! Yes! Very important! We are very, very important! Congress Mandates! No Sheep in Washington! We Mandate! Senate Mandates! We all Mandate!

Dear Fearless Leaders,

Forget about your Mandates. Get yourselves a “Sheep Date”! First one! Free! Compliments of ”Save America Send a Sheep to Washington”. Second one will cost you your seat! An America will take your place. Enjoy! Say Hi to baaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Skeetron.

Congress Sticks Thermometer Up America’s Ass!

skeetron — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 01:26:29 +0000

Congress says yea! Congress says nay! Senate says nay! Senate says yea! Our Fearless Leaders at work! Puppets of puppets! Health Care is but a smoke screen to divert the American attention away from the emanate total collapse of the world economies. There will be no health care should the economies of the world fail. Only death and chaos! Our Fearless Leaders haven’t a clue how they created the problem. They sure don’t have a clue or desire to solve it. Their solution is to throw money at it! Create another problem needing their immediate attention. Health Care!

Dear Masters of Deception,

Doesn’t America have enough problems without our Fearless Leaders creating new ones. Fix health care after you fix the economy. If America is working they can afford health care. If America can afford food they won’t need health care. If America can do what Americans do they will be healthy! Congress and Senate creating problem so government can solve these same problems seems counter productive and anti- American! Who the Hell are you people? Who the Hell do you work for?

Skeetron.

Congress Declares “War on the Worlds” As Decoy!

skeetron — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:42:37 +0000

Congress and Senate decided to escalate “War on the Worlds”! They decided it would be in the best interest of this country to invade all countries of the world. Divert attentions away from their collapse of the world economy. Create a war machine! Boost our economy! Spend again! Congress claims a few hundred thousand of our young is a small price to pay to maintain the standards of power within Congress and Senate.

Dear War Mongrels,

The Roman Empire! Napoleon! Hitler all attempted to control the world. To impose their beliefs upon all. Is history to repeat itself? Why does Congress and Senate believe all people of the world must live by the standards and beliefs of America? Live and let live! To invade a country and murder, maim, and disrupt the multitude of innocent good people for a handful of terrorist seems insane. A few chosen few can achieve the same goals without the slaughter. Our children should not have to die that your invasion of the world might cover up your crimes against America, “The Constitution of the United States”, and the world!

Skeetron.

Congress Mandates: Dollars for “Suckers” Suckers!

skeetron — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:18:20 +0000

The dollar is no longer worth a nickel. Treasury department devalued it to 3 cents due to deflation brought on by excessive government spending. George, a government annalist claims, “Won’t be long! Wheel barrow full of dollars won’t buy a can of tuna! Congress is considering doing away with the dollar all together. They propose a new currency. The “Sucker”. This currency shall be issued at a rate of one “Sucker” per each one hundred dollars . Instant deflation of the dollar from 3 cents to 1 cent giving Congress and Senate the ability to bail out their personal investments and those of their partners in crime. The marvelous ”Banker Boys”! All at the expense of “We the people”. Congress and Senate agree that each “Sucker” shall display their faces. They claim George Washington and Thomas Jefferson no longer have relevance in today’s society therefore America should do away with all ties to liberty, freedom, and the pursuit of happiness. “Congress Bitch Boys” say yea!

Dear Fearless Leaders,

America is no longer your suckers “Suckers”! The American people built this country. Not Congress! Not Senate! America assumed you were working in their best interest. Today, America realizes that was their mistake. Your reign of terror has come to an end.”Suckers”! Become “We the people” or “We the people” shall!

Skeetron.

Is the “America Dream” to “Shit in a Bucket”!

skeetron — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:58:10 +0000

Jack, a laid off construction worker from Georgetown, South Carolina claims Congress forced his family into the street. He states, “We bought a home in 2006. Bank said we qualified. Loss my job in 2008. No work! Linda, my wife, lost her job at a local clothing store in January of 2009. People just can’t afford new clothing. Bank took our house in June. Put us on the street! A friend, Thank God, gave us an old sailboat to live on. Me, Linda, and our two kids moved aboard. Now we shit in a bucket and throw it overboard”. Jake questions, “Is the “American Dream” to “Shit in a Bucket”?

Dear Jake,

Seems that way now a days. Know one thing. Life will get better! The American people have begun organizing to reclaim “Our Country”. Please continue to “Shit in a Bucket” that America might understand your pain. That America might understand their future. That America might stand up and say “No More”! Jake and family you are “We the people”!

Note: If you place a tall kitchen garbage bag within a five gallon bucket you can dispose of the shit within a dumpster. Best to double knot the bag to prevent odors. I developed this technique over a two-year period after our Fearless Leaders stole my life’s equities and forced me to the street. I to live on a boat. I to “Shit in a Bucket” from time to time to remind myself of where I came from. All of America should “Shit in a Bucket”! “Shit in a Bag”! Throw it to the street! Remind our Fearless Leaders. “We the people” consider the current State of the Union. A “Bag of Shit”!

Skeetron

Fannie Mae is a “Crackwhore”! Congress “Le’ Pimp”!

skeetron — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:29:54 +0000

Congress Le’ Pimp claims, “ Fannie Mae is my best bitch! Give her a billion in drug money. Watch it disappear! Clean! As zeros appear! She made Congress Le’ Pimp the wealthiest pimp in the land! Me and her. We pulled the biggest insurance scam ever! Each month, like clockwork, every America sent us $40! For thirty years! For insurance that did not exist. Fannie Mae mixed a trillion dollars of insurance with a trillion dollars of drug money and presto! Made it clean! Made it disappeared. Me and my “Capitol Pimp Buddies” grabbed it and ran! Hid it offshore in another land. Freddy Mac joined in. Doubled our take. Then in 2008, we feared it was over! Surprise! We doubled our take double! Called it our bail! Surprise! It did not stop there. A bonus! I declare”!

Dear Congress Le’ Pimp and gang,

What goes around! Comes around! In this life! Or next!

Skeetron

Playboy Displays “Sheep Centerfold” to Save America!

skeetron — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:29:10 +0000

The magazine cover displays: WARNING! “Centerfold May Be Dangerous to Fearless Leaders!” above “Fearless Leaders May Be Dangerous to Centerfold!”. Magazine article claims, “We wish only to do our part to save America. We wish to stimulate our Fearless Leaders so their encounters with “Save America Send A Sheep to Washington” might delay their return to destructive endeavors”. Playboy states, “Centerfold is in good taste and we wish America the best of luck restoring “We the people” to America”!

Dear Playboy,

Thank you for your tasteful contribution. Please distribute magazines quickly! Freedom of Speech may become a memory! Truth may become lie! Lie may become truth! Life may become death! Death may bring new life and new life may bring “A New Day”!

Skeetron

“Banker Boy” Squeals as Congress Steals “American Dream”!

skeetron — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:21:48 +0000

Richard, the President of a small community bank in Portland, Maine says Congress has destroyed legitimate banking. Congress penalizes small banks for “Doing the Job Right”. Congress rewards big banks for stealing the “American Dream”! Richard says, “We must work using sound, proven banking practices to stay solvent. Congress backed big banking can lend a trillion dollars on the signature of Jesse James for designer underwear. If the James Gang runs off with the trillion. Congress gives big banking three trillion! One to cover their losses. One to lend to John Dillinger. One trillion in bonuses to reward themselves. A job well done. All I can figure. Congress is Big Banking and Big Banking is Congress! Nothing else makes sense”. Richard claims, “Big banking wipes the asses of our Fearless Leaders and eats the toilet paper to hide the truth”!

Dear Richard,

Your completely correct. How many Americans will you lay off when you close the doors to your bank? How many families will starve as our Fearless Leaders stand upon their pedestals having their butts gently wiped by big banking? How many rolls of toilet paper must big banking eat to consume the “American Dream”? Richard, small banker dude, yes you are “We the people”!

Skeetron

Fly X’d White Flag! “We the people” Will Never Surrender America!

skeetron — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 16:53:11 +0000

Betty Ross of Tennessee flies a X’d white flag below “Ole Glory” ! She claims, ” I will never surrender America! Congress is selling America to the highest bidder! “My America is Not For Sale”! Tell them “Congress Bitch Boys” Tennessee is not for sale! We down here going whoop their sissy butts! They try sell “Our Country”!

Dear Betty,

Great idea! We raised our X’d white flag this morning. Tennessee lady you are “We the people”.

I agree our Fearless Leaders are selling America. Selling “Our Country” to help themselves. Our Fearless Leaders intend to establish themselves as ” Tyrants of Global Government”. Congress and Senate has spent the last thirty years to this end. Control the food! Control the fuel! Control the money! Control your lives! Control all countries! All peoples! Create conflict around the world! Start World War III! Establish a new world order! A new world government! Establish themselves as “Gods from Hell”! Dictators of the Republic of United Nations!

Skeetron.

Shepard of Bethleham Guides “Save America Send a Sheep to Washington” No Fencing Required!

skeetron — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:10:18 +0000

William Brown, a ferry-boat operator from Bethlehem, West Virginia claims he has the answer to get the sheep into Washington. He says, “Old George gave me the idea. Cross the Delaware at night. In boats. Undercover of darkness. That’s how our country started! We can do it again! Take them “Congress Bitch Boys” by surprise! William claims, “Once Congress sees the sheep! Problem solved! Our Fearless Leaders will chase sheep up and down the streets of Washington! For days! Meanwhile! ”We the people” moves right in! Take “Our Country” Back! Problem Solved! No fencing required”!

Dear William,

Please throw a dollar across the Delaware for us! Might as well throw it in the river! Not worth much anymore! Our Fearless Leaders erased their thirty year spending spree at the expense of “We the people”! Your proposal has merit. I will submit it to headquarters. William Brown you are “We the people”!

Codename: Bethlehem 067.

Skeetron.

How Many “Congress Bitch Boys” Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

skeetron — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:35:36 +0000

Congress claims, “That’s Impossible! One trillion dollars! Maybe! What’s another trillion or two! We have already spent the future of America! For the next millenium”. Congress claims, “Tell America! Congress can screw in a light bulb for one trillion! Claim a budget of two trillion. Claim we reduced the national debt by one trillion! We will be heroes”! “Congress Bitch Boys” vote yea!

Senate says, “Were not sure! Might be possible. What’s in it for us”?

Dear Fearless Leaders,

One trillion + one trillion + one trillion + ……………………………… one trillion = Our Children’s Future = The end of this Great Country! = The end of “We the people”! = World War III = The end of plant earth! = God’s Wraith!

Dear Fearless Leaders,

Please hire any child to screw in the light bulb for a nickel!

Skeetron.

“Lady Gumbo” Claims! Congress Is Sleeping!

skeetron — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:56:26 +0000

“Lady Gumbo” of Baton Rouge claims Congress sleeps on the job! She claims her “Firecracker Gumbo” will keep Congress and Senate awake! We down here eat roadkill! Them there leaders of ours drink Champaign! Eat the American pie! We pay for it! She’s tired of it! She claims no Congressman or Senator can sleep after eating her gumbo! She says, “Them sissy boys up there! They fall asleep! They’ll shit themselves”! ”Lady Gumbo” claims the quick solution to solving the problems of America is her “Firecracker Gumbo” and locked toilets in Washington!

Dear Lady Gumbo,

“Firecracker Gumbo”! Get her done! “Save America Send a Sheep to Washington” would like to place an order for four thousand gallons of “Firecracker Gumbo” for deliver to Washington. We will be in contact soon. “Lady Gumbo” you are “We the people”!

Codename: Louisiana 128.

Skeetron.